Take things slow?  No way.  I’m only looking for someone who wants to go fast.  Everything about me is fast, so if you’re the timid type, keep swiping.  If you have a need for speed, I’m your bike.  There’s not a part on me that I haven’t toned up or tricked out to make sure our relationship is the fastest thing out there, and you’ll love the look and feel of every single part of me.  Can you handle this pace?  I sure hope so.  There’s not many who can keep up with me.